Latest GTA 6 leak confirms full dong

I’ll be the first to admit that I have my reservations about enigmatic cryptopeddler / self-appointed anticorporate folk hero / world’s most humdrum most wanted suspect Cyberleek. But I can’t say their repeated leaks haven’t done us all the service of answering our most burning GTA 6 questions—questions like, “If I play GTA 6, how often should I expect to confront someone who’s just straight up hanging hog?”

Thanks to Cyberleek’s latest illicit gameplay drop, the answer for that particular question is: Quite often, if you’re frequenting one particular spot in the state of Leonida.

GTA 6 protagonist Jason holding a smartphone.

(Image credit: Rockstar)

If you’re not picking up what I’m putting down, the title of the most recent GTA 6 leak should help you with that sticky wicket: It’s called “nudist_town.mp4,” and it consists of the player surveying the uncensored denizens of an in-game nudist retreat—some of whom are, justifiably, unenthusiastic about being creeped on from mere feet away by a dude in work jeans with a pair of binoculars.

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And when I say uncensored, I mean uncensored. We won’t share the leaked video here for legal reasons, but if you seek it out yourself—it’s not hard to find—you should expect to see the full spectrum of human bits and bodies matching every description except “clothed.”

It’s not exactly a Hot Coffee scenario, however. There’s some close-proximity twerking and gyrating happening, but aside from the bared genitalia, there’s really not much explicit activity going on as GTA 6 protagonist Jason takes in the scenery. There’s just… a bunch of naked people standing around. I guess nudists do just as much aimless loitering as the rest of us.

(Image credit: Rockstar Games)

Perhaps there’s a lesson there. But if there is, Cyberleek doesn’t appear very receptive: The video ends after they start shooting everyone because one of the nudists got mad at them for creeping too hard. Or at least, they tried to shoot everyone, and in the process dumped most of a magazine into some deck chairs. It seems Cyberleek shoots as well as they drive.

As with their previous GTA 6 leaks, nudist_town.mp4 features the expected QR code directing viewers to the cybercurrency scheme animating this whole operation. But it sounds like Cyberleek has graduated to the “making demands” stage of internet notoriety: The text watermark plastered on-screen throughout the footage says “to show support at least 10 gamers need to show up dressed as leeks in front of Take-Two / Rockstar offices holding game discs during working hours.”

We’ll see how that goes, I guess. Considering a YouTuber was arrested mere months ago for trespassing on the Rockstar North office premises, my expert advice would be to be normal instead. But hey, in the meantime, full dong confirmed.